Red-Light District under Fire

First, we can't marry the ones we love. We're too debauched for that normalcy.

And now, we can't even hang out all night stuffing money into sweaty thongs of well-oiled, muscular works of art. This is some bullshit.

But its not just us now, they're threathening to make the tittie-bars a lot less titilating. Yeah. They're coming for straights now too.

This anti-gay conservative Christian group in Ohio is trying to introduce legislation that would close all adult bookstores and strip clubs between the hours of midnight and 6am.

WHAT?! That's hallelujah time. Are they kiddin' me? No lovers of the strip clubs and adult entertainment is gonna go for this ... straight or gay.

I don't really go to such establishments reqularly anymore. But oh, do I remember them fondly. And I relish the fact that they are out there, and truly believe a society needs its red-light districts. I know for a fact that every now and again ... the call of the wild takes hold of me.

Damn Christians ... always smearing their morals over the rest of us. Why can't they just read their Bibles and shut the fuck up?