The latest anti-marriage equality ad -- from those geniuses who spawned the best spoof ever by Colbert (above) -- from the National Organization for Marriage is out and its just as pathetic as expected (below). Someone call 911. The Pat Robertson lovin' Theo-Cons are on the floor and can't get up (and they don't even have one of those things)!
UPDATE: It appears Perez, shady Queen that he is, played hardball. The video is down on YouTube. G.A.Y. has some thoughts on that. If it doesn't come back up, you ain't miss a thing. Or, you can catch it here.
I've always hated Perez Hilton and all his gay gossip publicity whore clones [you know the names]. But then I saw him talk about this on CNN and the importance of the marriage issue with facts and intellect, as opposed to Miss Californication glancing at her cheat notes while spewing lies about "protecting marriage" , which, to my chagrin, I haven't seen one commentator ask the dumb Theo-Con parrot to expound on. Believe me, hilarity would ensue.
"What exactly does protecting it mean, Miss California? Is it like protecting ourselves from Swine flu? Should we wear masks? When Pam & Betty get married, will traditional straight couples develop high fevers and die?"
No. Miss Californication is the conservatives newest poster person for stupidity. Yes they embrace her, like a drowning man embraces anything buoyant. They grabbed onto that dolt Joe the Plumber, even though it became immediately clear he was an idiot. Still, to this day, they get all flush in his presence.
Why? Because their entire ideology is dying all around them and they have no idea what to do. So they lurch here and there and grab onto anything shiny and buoyant and say "See! This plumber agrees!" "See! This dumb blond agrees, too!"
It would all be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Perez may still be a publicity whore, but on this matter I'm with him 100%. And if Miss Californication is their secret weapon, then we just may be able to exhale a bit. Maybe. But, still, sleep with one eye open, and an ear alert for torch-bearing villagers -- 'cause those Theo-Cons love a good crucifixion. ~~