When Thesaurus' attack! Annotated breakdown of Ricky Romance's 'fallaciloquent' apology to Chris Brown.
Did he just call Chris a big-eared Mexican bat? Ouch.
Apparently crazy-ass Raz B's equally crazy-ass brother Ricky Romance believes liberal use of $10 words no one understands is the way to get your point across.
Either that or he borrowed Sarah Palin's speechwriter (who now has two people who've just made fools of themselves to his credit).
In the (wink,wink) apology below for threatening Chris Brown during the twitter beef instigated by Raz B, Ricky's 'eloquence' warrants a
... girl, puh-leeeze!
We'd pay to hear him pronounce a few of them without stuttering.
Anyway, here is the hilarious apology below in white, offending words in red - and annotations in maroon.
"I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance."[The elderly don't know who you are, and the youth think you're whack.] **Acrasial** -- ill-mannered, ill-tempered. [ CRAZY would have worked just fine, and been more truthful.]
I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior. [We've seen your rap sheet, we know.] **Eclaircise** -- To make clear; to clear up what is obscure or not understood
In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong.
My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me. **Fallaciloquence** -- speaking deceitfully (Yes, notice the redundancy) // **Humgruffin** -- A terrible or repulsive person.
I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ... **Nanocephalous** -- having a small or below average sized head // **raglan**a coat with sleeves that continue to the collar instead of having armhole seams
ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, **macrotus** -- A large-eared grayish bat (Macrotus californicus) of southern California and northwestern Mexico // **labrose** -- having thick lips [A large eared bat - but with 'purty' lips? Really, Ricky? I think your woodie is showing]
kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.**Kazacho** -- Ukrainian folk dance? Really, Ricky? // **callent** a misspelling of either the french word caillent - clot, coagulate, or most likely callant -scottish word for lad, or boy [So, now we're at big eared folk dancing boy with a tiny head and also those dang 'purty' lips]
At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting. **Vastate** -- second-person plural present active imperative of vastō - to devastate, ravage or lay waste [I 'ravaged' myself to get rid of aggression - I called it masturbation. Is that what you mean? And yes, 'purty' lips started it all.]
Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.
As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day. **Vaticinate** -- to prophesy [...said the diminutive, convict wannabe gangster]
I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you."
- Ricky Romance
Fallaciloquence is actually quite appropriate for an 'apology' penned (or cut and pasted) which the speaker doesn't fully understand - which is deceitful, is it not?
Here's a word Ricky (or Ricky's moronic PR person) - sesquipedalian. Uh, I'll save you the trouble, it means Given to or characterized by the use of long words; long and ponderous. But in everyday speak, poser, wannabe pretentious, loser asshole will do.