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June 13, 2011



I wasn't raised a Jehovah's Witness, but they and their magazines show up when you least expect them. AWAKE! could use an editor like you. I always feel like I need to scrape a heavy coating of Vaseline off my glasses after I read AWAKE!

Apologies to Monty Python.

“NOBODY expects the Jehovah's Witnesses! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to knocking on your door just as you're about to step into the shower..."


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