SGL Café

AWAKE! magazine (the awesome gay fantasy cover)

** The spiritual heart of my first novel, Dancing with the Devil, centers around this topic. ** Those who know me understand that I was raised a Jehovah's Witness. Still have the psychological scars to prove it. Anyway, this Facebook group is priceless. I could blow up this fantasy cover up and hang it over my sofa. Remember ... this group isn't just for gays, per se, but is accepting of anyone abused by this secretive cult. Ex J-Dubs who get together for fellowship, like the BBQ they are planning. Naturally I can't go (with another round of chemo looming) but I'll be there in spirit. Yeah. Its that cool.

Is that you Omar? Homophobic mob flees when naked threesome pull guns.

In Jamaican news there are always stories of homophobic mob 'justice'. Then there's this story, delightfully depicted I couldn't have written it more salaciously. Annotations in maroon. And since there weren't any photos to go with it, I've added my own. ** On the left below came from a online personals ad. He's Kemary from Denham Town, Jamaica where the incident took place. Apparently he's 21 and lonely. Hmmmm....** [Jamaica Star] A friend of the three men walked into a house where they would normally hang out, and to his surprise found his friends enjoying each other's company a little too much. [What, no locks?! That should be in Fcuking in Jamaica 101 - 'Lock dem door mon!'] THE STAR heard that the three men who are in their early 20's [Mmmmm...] were seen on a bed, two in the nude and the other in underpants, and all sweating profusely. [Why does the below 'Immature' pic come to mind - sans two pairs of "underpants"?] Further arguments are that other residents were alerted and summoned to the house where some became irate.... [WTF!! Neighbors just barge in in Denham Town do they?! I'm totally disturbed] ...and called for a proper beating of the men, but had to make a hasty retreat after the men drew guns. ["Batty WHAT, muthafucka !!??] Yes. There was certainly some fcuking afoot in Denham Town, Jamaica. If only someone had snapped a picture. Oh well. Nice to see the mob running for their lives for a change. Sweet even. Naturally my mind drew images of Omar Little [Michael K. Williams] that iconic gay gangster from the best show to ever grace a television - The Wire. **All about Michael K. Williams at Rod2.0** Omar is a one man kinda gangster, Of course in my version of The Wire... He's a big 'ho who's fcuking Marlo ... ... and Ziggy ... ... and these guys. Ahhh, the thug life .... Yah mon!

When Thesaurus' attack! Annotated breakdown of Ricky Romance's 'fallaciloquent' apology to Chris Brown.

Did he just call Chris a big-eared Mexican bat? Ouch.

Apparently crazy-ass Raz B's equally crazy-ass brother Ricky Romance believes liberal use of $10 words no one understands is the way to get your point across. Either that or he borrowed Sarah Palin's speechwriter (who now has two people who've just made fools of themselves to his credit). In the (wink,wink) apology below for threatening Chris Brown during the twitter beef instigated by Raz B, Ricky's 'eloquence' warrants a ... girl, puh-leeeze! We'd pay to hear him pronounce a few of them without stuttering. Anyway, here is the hilarious apology below in white, offending words in red - and annotations in maroon. "I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance."[The elderly don't know who you are, and the youth think you're whack.] **Acrasial** -- ill-mannered, ill-tempered. [ CRAZY would have worked just fine, and been more truthful.] I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior. [We've seen your rap sheet, we know.] **Eclaircise** -- To make clear; to clear up what is obscure or not understood In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong. My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me. **Fallaciloquence** -- speaking deceitfully (Yes, notice the redundancy) // **Humgruffin** -- A terrible or repulsive person. I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ... **Nanocephalous** -- having a small or below average sized head // **raglan** a coat with sleeves that continue to the collar instead of having armhole seams ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, **macrotus** -- A large-eared grayish bat (Macrotus californicus) of southern California and northwestern Mexico // **labrose** -- having thick lips [A large eared bat - but with 'purty' lips? Really, Ricky? I think your woodie is showing] kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.**Kazacho** -- Ukrainian folk dance? Really, Ricky? // **callent** a misspelling of either the french word caillent - clot, coagulate, or most likely callant -scottish word for lad, or boy [So, now we're at big eared folk dancing boy with a tiny head and also those dang 'purty' lips] At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting. **Vastate** -- second-person plural present active imperative of vastō - to devastate, ravage or lay waste [I 'ravaged' myself to get rid of aggression - I called it masturbation. Is that what you mean? And yes, 'purty' lips started it all.] Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances. As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day. **Vaticinate** -- to prophesy [...said the diminutive, convict wannabe gangster] I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you." - Ricky Romance Fallaciloquence is actually quite appropriate for an 'apology' penned (or cut and pasted) which the speaker doesn't fully understand - which is deceitful, is it not? Here's a word Ricky (or Ricky's moronic PR person) - sesquipedalian. Uh, I'll save you the trouble, it means Given to or characterized by the use of long words; long and ponderous. But in everyday speak, poser, wannabe pretentious, loser asshole will do. Just FYI.

Guess who's stalking Chris Brown now?! Raz B's crazy-ass brother. SMDH

It's been said that mental illness runs in families ... Raz B! Come get your damn brother! Ricky Romance ups the crazy with the video below. If threatening to stick a pistol in Chris Brown's mouth if he ever catches him alone wasn't enough, now he's stalking Hollywood asking strangers if they've seen Chris Brown. SMDH... Mental illness is no joke. First off ... Raz and his crazy brother are fucking with the wrong Chris. They need to be stalking Chris Stokes with a video camera, let us all keep an eye on his nasty ass. Second, let's hope Chris Brown says DEUCES to this fool instead of doing another spoof. But seeing how well Chris restrains himself, we're sensing another comedy routine. Stay tuned .... NOTE to CHRIS: Think less comedy and more restraining order.

Breezzay!!! Where you at?!!!

Chris Brown escalates Raz B feud w/ vid spoof of Ricky Romance - "You softer than baby puppies!"

Is Breezy itching for trouble... or giving brilliant satire? *Sigh* LMAO! *Sigh* Chris' hard-core thug parody with an air of 'one false move and the puppy gets it!' is irresistable. Or maybe it's those kissable lips. Whatever. We said he was a clown, thats why we love him - passionately. This short vid clip where he poses as a luscious-lipped thug and threatening himself while holding a puppy and a fake gun proves his clown-ness is in full effect, and that he could stick us up for our candy any day or night of the week. Ah, feel the love from his fan-base rising like a morning erection. Clearly making light of the video (below) by Ricky Romance (who jumped into the twitter beef instigated by his brother Raz B) where he threated to roll up on Chris Brown and shove a pistol in his mouth, is Chris' way of taking the clown route. Is it ill-adviced? Yes. Is it kinda brilliant? Well, lets just say that the best satire is. Although he's giving Raz B and now Ricky Romance their much desired google hits. And hopefully Romance has the sense to find the parody of his foolishness funny. But with one who's dumb enough to produce the original threat vid in the first place (see Ricky's vid below), we never know deep the waters of his ignorance are. Stay tuned. However, Chris may have taken the matter to the comedic level necessary to defuse the whole faux-troversy, expose it as the absurd nonsense that it is, while making us all laugh in the process. Advice to Chris from a die-hard fan: Cute, extremely, brilliant even, (especially the candy shirt) but since some people don't have a sense of humor, let this go now. Please. But keep making your fan-base throb with delight. ~

Ricky Romance threatens Chris Brown