(Matthew 7:1,3)
7 "Stop judging that YOU may not be judged; 3 Why, then, do you look at the straw in your brother's eye, but do not consider the rafter in your own eye?
Those chipper folks over at Focus on the Family -- you know, those Moral Overlords more concerned with homo sex than the GayVN Awards -- have deftly, as is the habit of all evangelicals, skipped over the above Bible passage which would do them the most good; especially as one of their own falls prey to a Chris Hansen style underage sex sting.
What's a pious predator to do in this board game that is life? Well, same as the non-believing predators -- go directly to jail. But wait, is everything as it seems?
I went to FOF's website looking for some explanation for this horrendous blight on their good name, and the first thing I saw was an article that said -- Celebrating Easter with your Kids! That's when I had my eureka moment, that's what 42 year old Juan Ovalle was trying to do with a strange little girl under the age of 15. And the sex talk he had with her on the net was all a cover for the plump, and very Christian, Easter Egg 'Roll' he had planned to show her. Yes. That's all it was.
I'm sure poor Juan will explain himself nicely in court. And the rest of you nasty bastards should be ashamed of what you were thinking. ~~
A U.S. Supreme Court ruling this week affirmed the Casper, Wyoming City counsels decision not to allow anti-gay pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas to place an anti-gay monument in one of it’s city parks....
The city had placed a Ten Commandments statue, donated by the Fraternal Order of the Eagles, in a plaza along with other monuments of historical significance and Phelps had sought to place his own monument in the Casper plaza condemning homosexuality.
Phelp’s monument stated: “Matthew Shepard Entered Hell October 12, 1998, in Defiance of God’s Warning ‘thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.’ Leviticus 18:22.
Yay, Supreme court! A wise friend noted, "A paradigm shift is afoot." I agree completely. And its about damn time. This guy and his inbred spawn are the most disgusting creatures ever.
Aside from picketing Matthew Shepard's funeral, the funerals of American soldiers (because America, apparently, is too kind to its fags), their hitlist gets more absurd. According to Little Miss Chatterbox -- after the Greyhound incident where Tim Mclean was beheaded by a deranged rider, Westboro dubbed him the “Headless Canadian,” because, obviously, he had to die because Canada lets their fags marry each other.
from LM Chatterbox - "...They made headlines by protesting Heath Ledger’s funeral- yeah, these are classy people- stating that Heath Ledger bit the dust because he played a queer boy in Brokeback Mountain. And Elizabeth Taylor’s illness is also God’s will…apparently she’s a fag-loving Jew whore."
Did I mention that these people are butt-obsessed crackpots? ... these uneducated, ego-mongering freaks are nut jobs. But I will, because I’m not the Toronto Star and I’m not the Post: the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas has 70 members, mostly relatives. See what I mean?
Now here’s a group that talks about nothing but bum-bums. We’ve got an inbred cesspool where daddies can’t keep their hands off their daughters or their nephews. And out of this sick sludge brewing up a gene pool, the ringmaster’s got to find someone else to blame. Why has the state not gone in and swept up the obvious, the family circus?"
I completely agree. This is abuse if I've ever seen it. And remember, this nutty factory is tax exempt!!
And they gallivant around the world embararrassing America even more than Bush did. At least the Brits saw their craZy asses coming and put out the UNwelcome Mat.
Westboro is done. Time to shut down this sad embarassment to all religious people everywhere. ~~
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously Listen motherfucker, you got two choices. You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
Okay, maybe Westboro hasn't been mollywopped ... yet. But keep praying. ~~
According to a Dallas Police Department arrest warrant affidavit obtained by CBS 11 News, Jakes exposed himself to two undercover vice detectives at Keist Park on January 3.
The affidavit says Jakes walked up to one of the detectives at the park with his pants unzipped. Jakes then began to masturbate while making eye contact with the detective, according to the affidavit.
The detectives arrested Jakes on a charge of indecent exposure.
Late Wednesday evening, CBS 11 News received a statement from Faith Johnson, an attorney for Jermaine Jakes. The statement read:
"We are aware of potential allegations involving Jermaine Jakes and are undertaking our own investigation of these allegations at this time. Given an apparent government investigation, we have no further comment at this time."
When a friend sent me this email, my first response was -- LMBAO!! But then I took the whole situation in.
There have been rumbling for awhile about Rev Jakes and the Potter's House alleged "gay friendliness", or, as I see it, their lack of fire and brimstone toward the gay community and instead a willingness to engage in dialogue and mutual respect. But to Christian fundies, that's acceptance -- either you're a part of the holy lynch mob, or you're the one swinging. Hate doesn't quibble over details.
Maybe TD Jakes discovered he had a gay son a while ago and reexamined things. Love always wins in the end. That's why, although I have a general dislike for all mega-churches and their pastors (and flock for that matter), I can't take any glee from this news. So what he flashed his schmeckle to another grown-ass man. If it had involved a minor, then I'd see a major crime. This is as about as offensive as peeing in an alley. Yes, there's a law against it, but one shouldn't be destroyed for doing it anyway. Because, as we all know, when nature calls she's quite difficult to ignore. ~~
Okay, Michael Phelps got caught smoking evil weed. FOX News dubs him a "dope" for smoking dope. ** cue nefarious music ** Then they ask "Can we forgive Michael Phelps?" When the real question is -- Will American hypocrisy ever cease?
He only got caught sucking on a bong -- could've been worse, and more titillating. I'm kinda sad he apologized though, saying it will never happen again. Yeah. Okay.
Since he's already being demonized by the hypocritical powers and their craZy drug laws, he might as well run with it. He should say "what's the big deal about a little weed?" So what he'll lose an endorsement or two -- but he'll also gain some new ones. As it stands now, most of his endorsements are sticking with him. Look at it this way, a large majority of the country (the world even) already wants to fall to their knees and blow this man (yeah, blow him 'til his head implodes), add a little bad boy to that mix and his stud-muffin stock spurts against the ceiling.
I really don't think his money will suffer too badly in the long run. Does SPEEDO really give a shit if he smokes weed, or gets his dick sucked hourly? I think not. Any company that markets to the youth and twenty something market should jump all over him now. Fuck those family oriented punk-a$$ companies who fear the taint of evil weed. Michael Phelps is too hot to dance with Barney any damn way. It's an almost criminal waste of heat and sex appeal. Sorry kiddies, find your own icon. This one is labeled adults only. ~~
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.
And yet, they decapitate homos. This just makes me shake my head. And of course, 'The Kingdom' is our friend.
Cuba is still isolated and we can 't legally get a good Cuban cigar because ... what, I can't even remember. Human rights abuses? No, can't be that, there's nothing more abusive than marrying off 8 year old girls like the country America's been pal'in around with. *sigh*
So. Crazy. Makes me wanna run away to a deserted island and live out my days sipping rum from a coconut. ~~
This most recent story has to be read to be believed, it's a HOLY soap opera. The Greek Orthodox Church with all its incense and ceremony, covering up priests abusing their authority and, well, being just horny freaks like every other man on the planet. Hmmm, I guess they figured why should the Catholic Church have all the fun, or pay out all the settlements. This second story out of Chicago goes back over thirty years, with the offending horny priest believed to have fled the country. What can I say? Those men of God get into the damnedest things, don't they?
As Gustav roared in the south and as McCain pretended to not be delighted by the diversion from his dismal candidacy and canceled the major activities of the RNC -- the mass evacuation of two million people and multiple deaths along the gulf coast couldn't stop the GOP party machine's appetite for hookers and blow.
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