Kirk Shannon-Butts – Director
Kirk Shannon-Butts – Director
This post is deeper than it sounds.
Maybe dissing your fans or "groupies" in a tweet is cool these days. Charlie Sheen's unhinged rants sent his twitter following through the roof.
Bow Wow dissing a groupie, probably while sitting right next to him or her, made me think he's a bit of a bastard. Did he think that groupie wouldn't see the tweet, and put two and two together? What kind of "groupie" wouldn't be following his tweets?
The groupie diss was around the time Chris Brown flashed his somewhat impressive winky to the world (whoring himself for his forthcoming F.A.M.E. release). An apparently cranky Bow Wow was wrapping up his Underrated Tour in Europe, having very noisy nights because a hotel neighbor left him a snarky note. We'll get back to the note in a minute.
On the music tip, here's a pretty awesome (and romantic) Chris Brown, Bow Wow, Pleasure P collabo. It sets a nice tone for this post.
It was the below tweet that made me wonder, and admittedly read between lines. Okay, I'm a writer so my imagination runs amok sometimes. Maybe I'm just hungry for a black male rock star couple to paraphrase Keyshia Cole and say "F*ck it, this is us!"
So ...when Bow tweeted --
thats my bro.
Naturally my imagination projected romantic undertones. If Chris Brown sent me that pic I'd be his bro, too. Forever. Did they even discuss the picture? Maybe the wisdom of putting it out there in the first place?
You gotta wonder.
It was the comments below the note (which Bow posted via Twitpic) that made me wonder about other things, and even re-think this post.
You and Omarion must've been gettin it in again huh (pause)
Hmmm.... Why would a navy vet go to Bow's doorstep to piss on his porch? Are his sexual activities that important to him? But he's just one of many cyber stalkers with an obvious hard on for Shad Moss.
he got it in di BATTY thats y he was making so much noise BATTY BOIII
And this Kassie person is all over Bow's Twitpic posts, taunting him, calling him BATTY BOI everywhere.
... below a sweet picture of Bow as baggage waiting to be picked up. I could run with that analogy (and objectify the sh*t out of him), but I won't.
aawwww cute......I hope u die tomorrow u sick bastered [bastard?]
This 'lovely young lady' [included to show not just DL black males hate on Shad], when not wishing death on Bow Wow, is a Justin Bieber fan. She probably stalks him, too.
Is this all just the price of fame? Was Bow seriously suicidal awhile back when Raz B pulled him into the molestation mess? Are we driving our young celebs to the brink? More specially, do we cannibalize the young black males we suspect might be closeted and drive them further in?
And yes, that is the price of fame. You're on stage and the world is your critic, firing off loving and vile reviews in 140 characters or less. People should have their heads examined for wanting the FAME MONSTER in the first place.
Note to Bow:
Note to Chris Brown:
Note to Omarion:
But much appreciated.
Yes, baby. Much.
Well, maybe a few. This looks very real to me, and coincidentally F.A.M.E. drops on Mar. 22.
Let's not even get into the subject of whoring oneself for FAME...
Now pull out of your dirty Chris fantasy (the one where he's rough sexin' you to the wall)...
... and listen to the romantic Chris below,
... from In My Zone 2
... which many have slept on.
It's been in heavy rotation around here for awhile.
Though the visual doesn't exactly match the awesomeness of the vocal. ["I'm so gansta, I'm so thug..."] -- No, Boo, you're not. But that's a good thing.
←Blaine (Darren Criss), is so adorable calling himself a gansta I'm a fan forever.
I could write a thesis on why GLEE is so necessary, and so cool.
Suffice it to say, the feeling that this song gives me is the essence of this deservedly award winning show -- which never ceases to make me misty, laugh and smile in every single episode.
It's why GLEE rules.
Did he just call Chris a big-eared Mexican bat? Ouch.
Apparently crazy-ass Raz B's equally crazy-ass brother Ricky Romance believes liberal use of $10 words no one understands is the way to get your point across.
Either that or he borrowed Sarah Palin's speechwriter (who now has two people who've just made fools of themselves to his credit).
We'd pay to hear him pronounce a few of them without stuttering.
Anyway, here is the hilarious apology below in white, offending words in red - and annotations in maroon.
Here's a word Ricky (or Ricky's moronic PR person) - sesquipedalian. Uh, I'll save you the trouble, it means Given to or characterized by the use of long words; long and ponderous. But in everyday speak, poser, wannabe pretentious, loser asshole will do.