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Did Chris Brown show Bow Wow his winky? / Stupid Tweets / Reflections

This post is deeper than it sounds. Hang out for the reflections. Maybe dissing your fans or "groupies" in a tweet is cool these days. Charlie Sheen's unhinged rants sent his twitter following through the roof. But no one is expecting anything profound from Mr. Mercury Surfboard. They just want to witness the crash and burn of a star. That says a lot about human nature. Bow Wow dissing a groupie, probably while sitting right next to him or her, made me think he's a bit of a bastard. Did he think that groupie wouldn't see the tweet, and put two and two together? What kind of "groupie" wouldn't be following his tweets? Anyway ... The groupie diss was around the time Chris Brown flashed his somewhat impressive winky to the world (whoring himself for his forthcoming F.A.M.E. release). An apparently cranky Bow Wow was wrapping up his Underrated Tour in Europe, having very noisy nights because a hotel neighbor left him a snarky note. We'll get back to the note in a minute. On the music tip, here's a pretty awesome (and romantic) Chris Brown, Bow Wow, Pleasure P collabo. It sets a nice tone for this post. It was the below tweet that made me wonder, and admittedly read between lines. Okay, I'm a writer so my imagination runs amok sometimes. Maybe I'm just hungry for a black male rock star couple to paraphrase Keyshia Cole and say "F*ck it, this is us!" Maybe. But still I wondered the most unimportant things ever: Who was the first recipient of Chris Brown's winky pic? And did someone even get a live Skype show first? So ...when Bow tweeted -- Spoke to Breezy today, thats my bro. On life. Naturally my imagination projected romantic undertones. If Chris Brown sent me that pic I'd be his bro, too. Forever. Did they even discuss the picture? Maybe the wisdom of putting it out there in the first place? You gotta wonder. Okay you don't gotta, but you can. And many do. Some do even more. Back to the noise complaint Bow Wow received from a hotel neighbor in Room 905. It was the comments below the note (which Bow posted via Twitpic) that made me wonder about other things, and even re-think this post. SwaggerJackerr: You and Omarion must've been gettin it in again huh (pause) This Swagger person, according to his profile, is a motivational speaker and navy vet. Hmmm.... Why would a navy vet go to Bow's doorstep to piss on his porch? Are his sexual activities that important to him? But he's just one of many cyber stalkers with an obvious hard on for Shad Moss. KassieSassy123: he got it in di BATTY thats y he was making so much noise BATTY BOIII And this Kassie person is all over Bow's Twitpic posts, taunting him, calling him BATTY BOI everywhere. Then there's this ominous comment... ... below a sweet picture of Bow as baggage waiting to be picked up. I could run with that analogy (and objectify the sh*t out of him), but I won't. TheRoyalBaby: aawwww cute......I hope u die tomorrow u sick bastered [bastard?] This 'lovely young lady' [included to show not just DL black males hate on Shad], when not wishing death on Bow Wow, is a Justin Bieber fan. She probably stalks him, too. Is this all just the price of fame? Was Bow seriously suicidal awhile back when Raz B pulled him into the molestation mess? Are we driving our young celebs to the brink? More specially, do we cannibalize the young black males we suspect might be closeted and drive them further in? Yes. We do. But there are no solutions. No fixes. This post began as a 'Stupid Tweet' post but turned into something else. Because we'll always be fascinated. We'll always want to know more. We'll always speculate, or like was done here, scrounge between twitter lines for something salacious. And the crazies will always stalk and torment (hopefully only from afar). And yes, that is the price of fame. You're on stage and the world is your critic, firing off loving and vile reviews in 140 characters or less. People should have their heads examined for wanting the FAME MONSTER in the first place. Note to Bow: Spike Lee said it best - "Always do the right thing". That covers how you treat groupies and that 'other stuff'. Some people want to see you crash and burn. But some of us want to see you soar. Stay strong. Note to Chris Brown: Stop showing your winky to the rest of us. It's tacky (and cruel). Note to Omarion: *See advice above.*

Bow Wow ducking a Stalker (... the promoter trying to sue him).

Poptarts never cease to fascinate these days... or maybe we're just bored with politics and down low clergy (for now). [Props ALLHipHop.com] ~ Rapper/actor Bow Wow is the subject of a lawsuit seeking at least $75,000 in damages, after he pulled out of a concert, as well as the make-up date, in St. Louis, Missouri. Lawyers for Brad Gould's Macsimum Entertainment have been following Bow Wow around the country in hopes of serving him papers related to the lawsuit, but they couldn't get to the rapper because of his security detail. They claim Bow Wow is playing a game of cat and mouse to avoid being served." Can someone just dodge being served papers forever? Whatever. This isn't a good look for Bow Wow's career, getting a rep as unrealiable. With acting jobs on the rise this is not the sort of press he needs, especially after Raz B already threw him under the bus with his other B2k bandmates. This needs to be straightened out like yesterday. Clearly money is not a problem. Still haven't seen Lottery Ticket yet, but did enjoy his performance in Roll Bounce. While some rapper turned actors are pretty terrible, Bow Wow has been pretty impressive so far. Let's hope he doesn't fuck it all up.~

The dark side of the Chris Brown twitter feud with Raz B.

...And is all this Raz's psycho Love Letter to Omarion?

Like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, Raz refuses to be ignored. The above gag pic of Raz B as an urban Peter Pan was posted during Raz B's successful provocation of a twitter feud with a big name - Chris Brown. Funny pic. I giggled. Even shamelessly commented "I'd hit it" if only to counter some of the negative comments left by other viewers, and well, because its true. Raz is looking kinda good there. But then the brother of our favorite molestee attention whore (the equally attention starved Ricky Romance) swooped into the action with some tweets of his own. "@chrisbrown i think you a talented artist but im still gonna shove my pistol in your mouth if i catch you alone w/ no security lol. God Night" "@chrisbrown lil homie you beat women thats not cool and when i see you imma smack you in your mouth you better pay for protection" "@chrisbrown who you gonna pay in LA to watch your back WOMEN Beater?" "If #fishbrown apologize in 24 hours I will call off my goons or else he will be visited when he least expect it..lol" Then things got even more interesting when Romance posted a video (scroll to bottom) A joke only goes so far. And when somebody is dead in the streets, someone will claim it all started so innocently. No, it's never been innocent. Raz has been on a mission to provoke for sometime now, even though he disavows any of his brothers actions, he's still the puppetmaster, the ringleader who started it all. Nice, Raz. Light a fire and run away. My respect for Raz B just plummeted to negative numbers. And to think I used to support this fool. Even though I still believe he was molested, he needs to be off in therapy somewhere without internet access. Of course I'd still hit it though. I'm guess I'm just nasty like that. A little hate never stops me. As for as Ricky Romance and his psycho threats, Chris Brown's people should rain some legal hellfire on his broke ass like he's never seen. You can't just threaten someone's life on video, you just can't. As for Raz B and his rage against Omarion and now Chris Brown (accusing him of being on the down-low), maybe seeing the two together has something to do with it. Remember how Raz also pulled Bow Wow into his mess, yes, the Bow Wow who spent so much time with O that rumors flew and their names were merged into Bowmarion? So ... is all this Raz's psycho Love Letter to Omarion? Did they do something once upon a time that blew Raz's mind? Was is that good? Because, like Alexyss Tylor says - Dick will make you slap somebody. Maybe Raz just needs to get down on one knee and admit he's hopelessly in love with O. Of course he'd never do that, with all his rants about the end-times and shit. We all know that when the final bell tolls, God wants us to be straight with a bunch of bastard babies or He's sending us to Hell. Right, Raz? And btw - you look damn good in those tights, I'd even risk hell for it. You should send that pic to O, maybe he'll call.
	Ricky Romance threatens Chris Brown
Raz and Ricky bask in the light of their scandal (as victims) UHG!! Notice... How Ricky lies and says Raz didn't address Chris Brown only Rihanna - when in fact he also addressed Eric Benet, Halle Berry & Chris. Only Chris was dumb enough to respond. Stay tuned ... when the media dies down and Raz is getting less google hits, our attention whoring duo will pick a fight with someone else. You heard it here first ....

The Raz B / Houston/ Stokes/ (Bow Wow?) saga getting deeper ...

Just days after Marques Houston filed a restraining order against Raz B for, well, making video after video alleging Houston (and Chris Stokes) molested him (and even dragging Lil Fizz & Bow Wow into the action in Raz's last interview), only to be followed up with a counter restraining order from Raz's brother, Ricky Romance, against Marques Houston, Chris Stokes AND Omarion, and after Bow Wow basically told Raz to shut the fuck up in a tweet ... Now... people are worried about Bow Wow's mental state. The above restraining orders have a Nov. 22nd court date where, we guess, more details will emerge. And now, suddenly, despite giving the below interview days before about not using twitter as your dairy, Bow Wow is sending suicidal-esque tweets. Yeah. It's getting deep.

Raz B throws Lil Fizz (& Bow Wow) under the bus / AND ...is he's talking to the cops?

The saga gets deeper. And are the cops involved now? As the Bow Wow & Chris Brown collaboration (above) hits Youtube, Raz B had another radio interview (this time with Charlamagne Tha God) where he continued to discuss his penetration allegations about Chris Stokes and Marques Houston. In this interview though, Raz made a new allegation that B2K member Lil Fizz was the first to get penetrated by Marques Houston, but when co-host Jason Lee, fishing for dirt, asked Raz B about Lil Fizz and Bow Wow saying: “There were rumors allegedly that Fizz was with Bow Wow.” Raz took the bait: “Bow Wow used to always come over to the house in Diamond Bar…and I've always seen some weird sh*t before with him and Fizz. Trust me.” Bow Wow was not pleased and immediately responded in a tweet... According to Vibe.com, while Bow Wow acknowledges that he is in fact still friends with former B2K front-man Omarion - who he also released a collaborative album with in ’07 - he maintains that he has never shared any relations with any of the parties involved. “I get way to much play for him to be saying that stupid shit. It’s weak, period. Why every time I try to stay out of shit niggas be putting my name in their mouth. I don’t know what they got going on over there,” Bow Wow added. “I always heard shit but I was just as shocked as everyone else when everything came out. Basically, don’t drag my name in nothing. Raz can’t even contact me because they don’t have my numbers. See, I don’t want to talk to him or waste my time.” As far as Bow Wow is concerned, the fact that he gets so "much play" [from females, apparently] is proof that he doesn't do boys. Okay. Hmmmm... the conspiracy of secrets (or lies) continues. The good thing is that maybe the authorities are looking into the Raz's original allegations of molestation by Chris Stokes. Everything else is, well, just deliciously titillating gossip about certain R&B boy banders who were the object of many diverse fantasies. But after the vid below which dropped after the original scandal promising a B2K reality show, the tensions between the band are evident, though many at the time thought it was just a PR stunt. But now ... who knows? ~ UPDATE 11.27.10 Raz confesses he and J-Boog blew each other